Spending yesterday on the bike was so relaxing. One of my favorite things in the world is rolling thunder down back country roads with @barnstormerr

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Yes, this is the only key for my e30 and yes, my car is stranded because this happened as I locked it up to ride with my friend Ashley to the movies. #ib4assholecomment #justknowthatimcrying

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Tonight I met Jeremy Ambler, who was a walker in The Walking Dead, and in the movies The Crazies and Child of God. Needless to say, he was giving out autographs at #thealamo and I kindly accepted one. I support people’s dreams, even if just I do something as silly as let them sign a photo and take a picture with me.

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meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

(Source: meladoodle, via gnarly)

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because ittl hurt worse when I powerfuck your asshole

 

dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

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putuporshuttup:

if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

(via cramp)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

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samofhousesydes:

dna5203:

makethatkittenpurr:

sentinalsofseveredflesh:

piercingsandink:

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us.  It’s a human trait, yo.

reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!

this made me cry happy tears

This is cute af

😊😊😊

When will someone love me like this.

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rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via cumfort)

thedemigodinitiative:

Finishing homework at 4am

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(via sniffing)